About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He's on the porch naked. Help.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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