Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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