walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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