The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i think i have herpe
just one?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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