Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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