Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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