You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I need to calm my uterus...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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