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I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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