Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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