I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
you had me at cake vodka
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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