small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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