Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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