the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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