But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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