Well apparently he's into motor boating.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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