: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
