and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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