i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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