okay pat passed out under dana's car
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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