yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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