People with herpes should wear stickers.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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