what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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