Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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