its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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