If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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