I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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