Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
The air was thick with penises
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Randomize
