hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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