She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
worst night to have a conscience
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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