I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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