No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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