Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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