Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
