just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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