yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've blown a few things in my day
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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