You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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