Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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