It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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