none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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