Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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