I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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