So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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