He is an equal opportunity slut.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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