I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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