I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You can make out without kissing
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