oh god the rape fog is back!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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