Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
