He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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