He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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