Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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