Me too!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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