You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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