He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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