She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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