love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
