Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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