do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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