I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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