her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm sobbing to NWA
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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